10.) Oldsmobile

I avoid using any electronic driving aids so that I can safely navigate the streets.

"Live every day like it's your last."

He's lucky he wasn't driving a Ford Raptor.

This will be especially a problem because the vast majority of folks who buy a car with a 6-figure price tag want others to know they bought a 6-figure car. Only a true jalop would know the price tag on this one.

Man from Detroit goes to Arizona to pick up girlfriend and, after she overdoses, decides "it would be fine to continue driving to Michigan".... so, yeah, I'm assuming it was to Detroit and not Ann Arbor

For cross-country trip, I was thinking more this:

I would overdose also if someone was taking me to Detroit.

You said "but"

So, in almost 6 years now, except for one Leaf, it's only been GT-Rs... Seems about right.

What do I want to know about it? Nothing.

Also, because most are on driver's side, busy gas pumps tend to have fewer cars lined up for passenger-side pumps.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Agree. Whether right or wrong, a hot hatch sold under the Buick name would be dead on arrival just due to branding.

Girls will always tell you it's their first time.

I'm no Freud but, if you see a penis in that, you must see a penis in just about everything.

A Ferrari that is grounded to the ground? Sounds like a win-win combination.

The answer is always.... Miata?

I don't know that Danica is failing as a spokesperson so much as a driver. In fact, it's the spokesperson aspect that seems to be keeping her career in the spotlight at all.

"Orange you disappointed there's no manual option?"