So which one is Jalopnik going to buy and import as the next staff project car hell? 

We have a dealer here in Cincinnati named Jake Sweeney.  Insert apostrophe and move one letter to the left.  Oh, and an RV dealer named Tom Raper.

Or a dealership with a 70's Porn star name.

As if selling Chrysler products wasn't enough of a scam already...

Where’s the NSFW tag?!?  Have some decency for us on work computers.

They WON the strike didn’t they?

Ah yes, japanese Wagon, indeed a nice family cars. That lancer wagon is nice, but personally I rather have this

And another point for Mercedes!

No slide show!

I like it, but I’m not a fan of hiding the manual behind a paywall.

so basically civic si that offers an automatic 

what fucking lunatic came up with that name.   they need to lay off the monster. 

with the boxy front end and sculpted sport-bike-like fairings

No glamor shots?! Talk about a lame reveal! I’m surprised the pics don’t mention ‘shot on my iPhone’.
I feel like their look is dated. I’m not drawn to it for any reason.

Nah, they’re much more suited to delusional bravery while they pretend fight against imagined threats. This is actual bravery in a high-stakes fight against real threats.

The Freedom Convoy should volunteer.

Wow. Turned out...fair?  Im suprised.

It’s ownership percent, rather than pure numbers. There are likely more F-150 drivers with DUIs than there are Contours still on the road, but there are so many F150s out there that the percentage of owners is smaller.

The parts of WA that rally events run in aren’t the more liberal areas. And a lot of the land that gets used belongs to either timber companies or tribes. The tribes like the money events bring in and the timber companies are fine with it as long as they don’t face liability and nothing catches fire.

This was quite a nice change from the usual content. Thank you.