Wow what a dunk!

I think this must change brainwaves in some way that could be seen on MRI or something. I always feel so much better while listening to it.

Live look at Ron Dayne:

Re: Giolito—yes he looked great in AAA, but his stuff was not the same later in the year. His fastball was down around 92-94 and scouts said it was straight. Yes Kopech might be a head case, but he has a plus-plus fastball to go with a plus curve and what could be a wipeout slider.

I remember asking my father as a child (I think around 4th grade) why he never videotaped my school concerts or performances like the other parents (back in the day of giant camcorders, which we didn’t own). And he replied, “All week you’ve been complaining about this stupid concert, and now you want me to videotape…

“This is a much better clubhouse than the White Sox. They know what’s important. Like, they let that fat kid hang around and wear a uniform and everything. The other Sox would never do that.”

HIDE THE SCISSORS

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

Wait til you get a load of 2017...

This is the same juvie jail where they sent Penn in Bad Boys.

Yes I’ve gotten drunk on some nights off a lot wine or beer but I don’t do it consistently. I am perfectly happy with one drink or two drinks even no drinks. I am not an alcoholic, my uncle was and I know the difference. I was saying that I didn’t get the point of a two drink rule because drinking for me isn’t some…

Alcoholic: a person suffering from a condition when a person ingests [alcohol and] the continued use/act of which becomes compulsive and interferes with ordinary life responsibilites such as work, relationships or health.

Dude, I can’t believe people are trying to call you an alcoholic and just wanted to say I totally agree with you. This article is judgemental as hell and basically says that everyone who has more than two drinks becomes a tiresome drunk that you can look down on as you sip your glass of water and then smugly go home.…

in reading the replies to your post I am reminded that most people on here and most Gawker writers were losers in high school who still resent people having fun, even though they are at the least deep into their 20s/30s. It’s pretty sad.

“My tolerance is pretty high.”

If someone tells you they think you have a drinking problem, I dare you to try and explain how you *don’t* have a drinking problem without sounding like you have a drinking problem. It just can’t be done.

I need at least two drinks to even think about GOING to a party.

So why should I stick to just two? You don’t really say why just that I should only have two while being socially awkward about it. If I need to drive or be somewhere early the next day then yes stick to one or two but if I have a ride/taxi/uber and everyone else is drinking and enjoying themselves why would I stick…

Same here. My tolerance is pretty high. Drinks 1 and 2 only prime me for the mild buzz Drink 3 provides, and Drink 4 ends the night with a wonderful buzz-but-not-drunk feeling.

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.