You should write a book on the power of persuasion. Phenomenal job!

“Fuck you, I got mine!”

Waze is great if you enjoy an ad for a family restaurant popping up EVERY GODDAMN TIME you stop - which in California stop-and-go traffic is every 5 seconds.

I think most people who read this don't believe it.

Name the last time you bought a Trina album.

The leading cause of bankruptcy in the United States is MeDiCaL dEbT

What’s a “cuntflap?” ...OH, you mean a Spanfeller!

Ummm maybe keep informed about what is going on. Spanfeller and his fellow herbs have disabled the email links for voicing complaints and blocked all comments on any articles in Deadspin. Anyways those are nice robot tanks go back to your regular browsing.

Deadspin Forever!

It’s nice that they’re encouraging feedback from consumers, rather than going the other route and removing the ability to provide feedback at all.

If there were justice in this world, yours and OP’s star counts would be reversed.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

Sam Irby is a national treasure. 

This is based on a lot of questionable assumptions... 1 being that EVs are going to take over... and 2 being that EVs won’t have big useless grilles too

...fuck up your credit rating. All this hassle to short-sightedly save a few bucks? No thanks.

The Cards players have been bitching all series about the young Atlanta guys pimping their homeruns, talking about respect me as a veteran, respect the game, all that bullshit.

He held the bat in his hand until the play was clearly decided, then chucked it into the outfield? Spare us your pearl-clenching forever, Cardinals fans. That's the biggest bullshit play I ever saw in baseball.

Out of an abundance of caution, though, I’m going to guess that Hezbollah is the president now.