Between that and the “from the Upside-Down” signoff, best lines of the sketch.

Living in Chicago as a transplant and not being a Bears fan always makes these sorts of things so very delicious....

You know, one of the big side-effects of steroid abuse is the inability to spell ‘quiet.’ Google it.

The only issue with that wider grille is it takes on quite a Kia Stinger-esque look. It’s not bad, mind you, but I’m curious if BMW people would turn up their nose at something that comes so close to something so “pedestrian”.

Just because you asked for it, and just because I can...

So... where were you yammering at us from before? *rimshot*

I will never, EVER get my fill of offensive, defensive, and special teams coaches who draw up “I’m so clever” plays, just to have everyone be able to say, “no.... no you really aren’t” when they’re actually run.

“Fart Throb” is goddamned amazing. 

This, a thousand-fold. 

“Not looking so bad now, am I?” — Chris Bangle

...starring Scarlett Johanssen, coming soon to a theater near you.

You’re assuming that St. Louis fans aren’t inherently terrible people.  That’s your first mistake.

That’s not nearly as bad as #ouston.

Whaaaaaaaat the everloving fuck is that shit?

This is a call to arms America! No longer do we need the Drive-Thru!

I’m fairly certain that this is rapidly become most McDonald’s that operate this way, if not all of them.  Source: every one I’ve seen here in Chicago is done this way.

Front-row seat to tiny baby hands.

Yeah, this can go sideways real fast.  The fact that there are Republicans in Congress -- most of them actually -- who are actually backing him up makes this even more frightening.  He has said things that are tantamount to sedition, but they want to throw him undying support, which just emboldens the slavering…

Oh god. You one-upped my horribleness, and you did it with gusto. Have a +1 you magnificent also-terrible bastard.