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Thank you so much for telling your story here. I've grown up with a close family friend with severe epilepsy (she used to have about 20 or more seizures a day when she was a child) that caused her to have irreparable brain damage. She's 30 now and hasn't had a seizure in 11 years, but she still has the brain

Filing a false police report is a crime. I think the severity of the punishment depends case-by-case and state-by-state (and on the officers' discretion), so I'm not sure if filing a false rape charge is necessarily jailable, but it's possible.

Brooklyn Decker looks like she's holding onto that fake lump for dear mercy.

Thank you!

WHAT THE WHAT. Thank you for entertaining me with your crazy boy story but I'm really sorry that happened to you.

Gah! Seconded to the fangirl thing! I didn't make the connection right away. Thanks to Tash. Super cool!

Oh wow. I guess I had the number wrong. That's even more awful to think about. I'm a proponent of shelter adoption and it's devastating to think about how many unwanted animals get euthanized because of irresponsible owners who don't spay and neuter their pets.

Yeah I've seen that episode. Very interesting! I agree about animal adoption. I could go on and on about why shelter adoption is the way to go.

Okay, okay, maybe Valentine's Day oppressive. But this year is the first year that I have a super awesome boyfriend, and we're planning to be cheesy as hell on February 14th. Is that so wrong? It's a guilty pleasure, and it's an excuse to be sweet to one another.

No, there's nothing weird about you! The sensations are different, and in that way they are different kinds of orgasms for you. But they have different feelings because they emerge from different kinds of stimulation, although they are still both the same physiological response: an orgasm. That's completely normal.

Meh, even if that would work (which is doubtful because dogs and cats are far from primates—but what do I know), I think it would be pretty unnecessary in cats/dogs. Spaying and neutering are routine procedures and aren't too expensive depending on the clinic—certainly less expensive than Implanon for a cat or dog.

Oh god! I feel crazy just reading that he said that. If you don't mind me asking, how did he even work that into the breakup discussion...?

I posted this downthread as a response but I'm gonna post it again just to clear up some confusion. Most people probably know this already, but I feel like some of the language surrounding female orgasms can lead to confusion in this area. There is only one type of physiological female orgasm. There isn't a difference

That line always stood out to me too. I haven't cum from vaginal stimulation alone and I don't really mind because I can orgasm from clitoral stimulation fairly easily when I want to (vaginal intercourse+bullet vibrator is what works best for me), and since I have an understanding partner, I feel fine not being able

Well, there are various theories on why that area of the vaginal wall is more pleasurable for many women. It doesn't mean that it isn't real, or that the pleasure isn't real, so I hope you don't feel disappointed! I've done a decent amount of research about this, and the theory that I agree with most is that the

Haha I'm glad you agree! Yeah, it's starting to really bother me. Andy was a great character at the dawn of his shoeshine days, but his character gone downhill since then. I think there's still hope for April to return some of her acerbity, but Andy has just turned into such an idiot that he's not even endearing

I said the exact same thing when I saw this episode!

Yeah. She doesn't seem nearly as witty or sharp as she was earlier in the show. And Andy has gotten progressively stupider, though his charm used to be just his general naivete—he wasn't a complete airhead. They used to be cute but now it's really hard to understand why they're together.

Subtly calling Ann Coulter ugly and then implying she needs a tampon? Don't get me wrong—I'm disgusting with every single one of these pieces of clothing, including that quotation from Coulter. But that's overtly sexist bullshit right there.