Yeah. I'd really like to find an update on this story.

Oh please link me to your cat's yogurt cup head YouTube video! That sounds adorable. To make it even (and because—let's be honest—I think he's adorable and want to spread the love), here's my babycat: [www.youtube.com]

OH MAN. Holy hell. I'm not sure why I'm so enraptured by this internet gossip about your surgeon who I don't know, but that was a hell of a story. You ARE lucky that he safely brought your son into this world, but you have every right in existence to be upset with his jackassish behavior and treatment of you! Also,…

My first thought: "Kim Jong Il? I never heard of her!" - Jenna Maroney, Season 5, on Kim Jong Il's preemptive obituary.

Hearted. (For the P&R ref.)

Good for you! It's horrifying that he did that to you, but you should be damn proud of having the strength that you did.

Wait, he went to Vegas with his mother for his Gentleman's Intermission to make the sex with prostitutes (a phrase I am stealing from 30 Rock) or he cheated on his wife with his mother? Like do you mean he HAD SEX WITH HIS MOM? BECAUSE THAT IS WHOA. I'm gonna assume that you meant the former, though. However, if you…

Bahaha. At least, based on general stereotypes, your dogs are probably less likely to get sassy and mad at you, like my cat does to me.

My initial reaction to this story was "CAT! I WANT" and then I realized how vexing (and often dangerous, on my behalf) it already is to clip my cat's 18 claws. I can't imagine adding 8 more of those to the mix.

Meh, you were scared, so it was reasonable for you to be inclined to apologize to a cranky person who held both your life and your baby's in his hands. I don't think you should feel bad about that one. He was the jerk! I hope every time he thinks back on it, he gets mad at himself for being such a dick to a woman in…

YES. Love Nellie.

My cat walked into a wall today while not looking in front of himself, and I immediately apologized to him, which was ridiculous on multiple levels. However, it was quickly followed by, "But that was definitely your fault, Pluto," upon realizing my mistake. I make an active effort not to over-apologize. Pluto DGAF…

Oh gotcha. Yeah, 15% is kind of low in that case.

Oh okay. I meant that as a rhetorical question though, as in "If sperm slowly leaked out of the penis during intercourse, what would be the point of ejaculation?" Therefore, sperm doesn't slowly leak out of the penis during sexual activity, because it's not contained in pre-ejaculate, as explained below the question.

Okay, not only do I love you because your comments (such as the one above) are hilarious, but also I used to work as a camp counselor, and there was a little kid named Ari Schwartz and he was one of the sweetest, most wonderful children I've ever met, and there were a LOT of fantastic ones. Also, to make stereotypes…

Thank you for confirming that I'm not the only person who loved that movie!

Exactly! I've never been taught in a sex ed class about how to use condoms correctly—just that using them might maybe help prevent STIs and pregnancy and that they exist. I mean, I know how to use them correctly, I'm just saying, it would've been a luxury. I hope some sex ed program, somewhere, is teaching proper…

Agreed. But I'm not exactly sure how that answers the first question? That seems to only answer why ejaculation exists, not my hypothetical "Why would sperm slowly come out of the urethra during intercourse if it's only followed by ejaculation?", so it's in agreement with the question. I'm not trying to question you…

Not to sound like a pompous dick, but I study human sexuality, and I wrote about this on my blog. I'm just gonna basically copy/paste what I wrote there because I am too lazy to write it again, to try to clear up this withdrawal/pre-ejaculate thing. I wrote this a while ago, in a purposefully rude and sarcastic…

I'm not sure if them asking "Should I get a condom?" is necessarily assuming vaginal sex, and asking you if you'd comply with condomless sex (rather than vaginal sex in the first place). I've always interpreted that question as "Do you want this to lead to vaginal sex? Because if so, I should get a condom, because…