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No thanks for the condescension, but I was trying to make a point about speculating on a 17-year-old's body without any relevant evidence at hand. I didn't feel that I expressed any indignation. So there's evidence? Fine, but then they should at least show it in relation to the article if they're going to make that

She doesn't look that different, and she's only 17. Try this theory: puberty. My face changed too. Also, makeup. How can you even speculate about a boob job, for example, based on these photos when 1) in the photo at the right, she's wearing a black tank and you can't really see her boobs, but from their outline, they

*Smirks.* Hearted.

I grew up in an upper-middle class town in the suburbs of Chicago. My mom is a psychiatrist, my dad is a lawyer, and they officially divorced when I was 5 but lived a mile apart and had 50/50 custody. I have a brother who's 7 years older than me, a sister who's 5 years older. My parents were very concerned with my

You know how, like, watching shows such as "I Eat 32,000 Calories A Day" or whatever usually make the viewer feel really skinny and cool? Watching Hoarders always makes me want to clean and organize EVERYTHING in my already clean apartment, so I just end up feeling dissatisfied with myself for not being able to

My thoughts exactly on the doctor. Like, WTF? Yeah, OCD is technically a mental illness, and hoarding is part of a mental illness. She's a freaking doctor, she shouldn't treat the term "mental illness" with such disdain. That just helps support the stigma surrounding the term. Just ugh all over at that lady. They

Seconded.

The whole nutjob rationale behind abstinence-only sex ed that they claim that they ARE teaching about sexuality, which happens to be a VERY BAD THING unless you're married. Those are the (right-wing) facts, just like how 2+2=4 and Darwin thinks my grandmother was a monkey.

At least she's in the right birthing position for delivering a breech baby! But seriously.

I'm so happy that the baby survived, but I can't help feeling overwhelming sadness just that this happened to her at all. I'm glad that her mother (and grandmother) survived and were with her, and I hope they find the father. It's just so painful to imagine the fear that that new mother felt for her two-week-old

That's what I was thinking (unreliable eyewitness reports), and why I lazily tried to clarify that I wasn't trying to victim-blame or deny their assaults. I have a semi-photographic memory and it would still be hard for me to pick the "correct" nose and eyes and chin (etc.) out of hundreds of possibilities of facial

Haha. That's funny and cute, and sounds like something I would do. Only the note thing—wouldn't that potentially raise more suspicion against you? I mean, just because everyone's so neurotic these days. But safe luggage is safe luggage, I guess, cute/slightly passive-aggressive note or not.

Haha. I've used vibrators in accompaniment with numerous guys. It increases the fun a lot of the time and I hope your boyfriend wouldn't have actually been offended had you brought a sex toy as a surprise. At any rate, same thing happened to me with an electric toothbrush! See the comment I wrote in response to

That's so nerdy-hot. Jealous. Rickroll him, do it do it!

Haha oh my gosh that would freak me out. I was with my then-boyfriend and his friend once when I dropped my purse and it started vibrating. I freaked out, thinking that I had accidentally brought the little bullet vibrator that my boyfriend and I used in my purse, but had no other idea what it could be. My boyfriend

Are the two sketches supposed to look like the same person? Because they don't really, at all. Different hairline, ears, lips, eyes. But I don't know how these sketches are compiled or whatever. Not trying to accuse the police or victims of anything here, just pointing that out.

Thank you for making me feel much better with that vid. I was having a serious attack of kitty grief, so thank you. Seriously.

Okay, I get that that was semi-relevant (cat-on-cat CPR) but it was pretty unnecessary and somewhat mean to a bunch of commenters who are mainly all obsessed with cats. It seemed like the vid was gonna be a joke but then it was horrifying.

Bahaha. That's excellent.

Ugh, that sucks. I've heard that having shitty-appearing suitcases can reduce your chances of having things stolen, but who knows.