Yeah. And you'd think that if Beyonce was gonna get a fake pregnancy belly, then she'd at least get a high quality one that would stay on.

Ugh, I'm sorry that you've had to go through that, especially since I assume that your emergencies with your son actually were, like, immediate health emergencies. What motherfuckers for being rude to you. I hope you and your son are doing better now.

I did hear her, I just didn't think she was flipping out. Then again, the article only had the second 911 call, so she could've been freaking out before too and refusing to calm down. But still, it just came off as misogynistic to me, but maybe that was because it was out of context.

Haha thanks for the permission then. Best of luck!

I would never openly stare at pregnant women's bellies or run up and touch them or anything, like I'm very careful not to do so obviously because I realize how annoying it must get (it's so hard not to, though!). But I am FASCINATED with pregnancy and reproduction—like to the point that I study it in school and am…

I doubt she's faking the pregnancy, but she could be adding some extra padding for show. But if she's due in February, wouldn't that make her about 5 months along? In that case, it would make sense for her to have a bit of a belly but not anything ginormous, so I'm pretty sure her size seems appropriate. I dunno, I…

+1

Isn't Trig like 8 months older than Tripp? I thought that once Bristol announced her pregnancy, those rumors died out because they didn't make mathematical sense. I'm of the boat that Trig is her real baby (it makes sense, especially when you consider the fact that Downs is likelier to occur in a baby conceived by…

Right? I'm not blaming the couples. I just don't think that the radio station executed this plan very, um, effectively or fairly. It would be very stressful. Plus, something about the fact that they get to "choose" who can be parents (or get fertility treatments) just resonates badly with me. But I wish the best of…

It's not easy to walk through walls of tough corn with a three-week-old baby. Just saying.

They had a three-week-old baby and the mother mentions that this is the first time she's taken her on an outing. I think it's imaginable that they were pretty scared and confused, and likely exhausted and disoriented.

Did anybody else listen to the 911 call? The dispatcher treats the mother (who's worried about her 3-week-old baby, and who was nervous but coherent and nothing crazy) like she's an emotional mess that can't be dealt with, and then immediately makes her put her husband on the phone and instructs him to calm his wife…

Agreed 100%.

I also go to a psychiatrist that specializes in ADD meds and treatment. It's great because she really knows like, the ins and outs of every drug. Vyvanse was the first drug that I started taking for ADD, and it was perfect for me from the beginning She really knows her shit. Adderall's good too, but I only take that…

I didn't realize their baby was so young, but I still thought it was reasonable for them to call 911 anyway. Like it is a funny story, but if I was hopelessly lost in an abandoned maze, I'd call 911 too. Ugh, I just feel horrible for them for having their baby their too, they must've been terrified.

Just so you know, I tried some coffee this morning BEFORE I took my Vyvanse, and I don't know if it was purely psychological, but the coffee didn't make me feel like a nervous butterfly on crack this time! You are a wise sage. Tell me more, tell me more!

Jesus, that's horrible. The stress of that contest alone would render them infertile. I realize how weird this sounds, but I really hope they all wait a month or two and calm down before starting the treatments so that they all have the best possible chances of conception. I think the contest sounds completely…

Yeah. I'm appalled by what he wrote to her, but—although she didn't deserve the body-snarking in ANY way—it's harder to sympathize with her fully when it seems like she does the same thing in response.

This title is too good. As soon as I saw it, I was 95% sure it was by MoGlo—not that I'm not obsessed with all the other Jez writers too. Anyway, go reproductive health!

This is the best thing I've read all day. I am so unbelievably happy for you! (and proud for you, in a non-condescending way!)