...My thoughts exactly.

Agreed, but it still seems inappropriate to insult her mother in anyway. Like, if he wants to heckle her, attacking her mother seems pretty immature. Especially since if it weren't for her mother, she wouldn't be in this sinking hellhole of a fameboat in the first place. She would just be some random girl wearing an…

I could be wrong, but I think she was already being followed by cameras for the reality show, hence the make-up and the cameras.

The first paragraph of his apology was lame enough, but the second paragraph really sealed the deal. Translation: "I am only submitting this public apology so that my friends and family will stop lambasting me and so I don't lose my job."

The sole purpose isn't just reproduction, though. Primary purpose, yes, but very few animals have sex solely to seek pleasure like humans do. If its sole purpose was reproduction, we would be like cats and just get horny when one of us is in heat or something. Plus, the superdupermajority of people engage in sex acts…

Grumble. People really don't understand how evolution works, do they? Would it be evolutionarily advantageous to have no clitoris? NO. Therefore, if that gene does randomly occur as a mutation, it won't really pervade throughout future generations as a result of a few non-clitted ladies having tons and tons of babies.…

I was just wondering why an evolutionary biologist had no idea how evolution worked.

For real. This kind of logicfail irritates me so much.

I really hope she parodies it next week with some bonkers pasties. That would be so fly.

I don't have a problem with her boobs, but I can understand other people hating her so much that they'd really enjoy seeing as little of her as possible. But whatever. Despite her general assholery, I honestly felt kinda bad for her when she looked like she was about to bust out crying (pun intended).

Nancysnarking and bodysnarking are arguably two very different acts.

Would we know if straight couples were ever kicked off for sucking face though? Because Leisha's case gets attention because 1) she's famous in the first place and drawing attention to it, and 2) they're a gay couple, so this case can be understood as an act of homophobia whether or not it actually was, and therefore…

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Yeah. I have a feeling there was crazy PDA going on or something, because I just don't think that a company would do something that asshole-ish and stupid. I find it kind of fishy that Leisha claimed to have recorded some of the altercation, but didn't release it. But maybe that's my just skewed optimism? Like, hoping…

As if I couldn't already have a harder girl-boner for Jon Hamm.

Oh my God, I thought that line was a joke. If she's serious, that's horrifying. Especially if the teeth are like, see-through and refracting light, like diamonds tend to do. That's so creepy and blechghhgh.

GOTCHA. Thank you for putting up with my questions. Makes much more sense now.

I absolutely hate the way he says "It was our anniversary!" as if that completely entitled him to do it, and she had it coming or something.

But then why does it appear to be spontaneous combustion rather than, like, "A spark hit this guy and he caught fire and died"?

Do you know the Muffin Man? He's kind of racist!