I know right?  I havent even heard of this before.  And the graphics look like they play in Second Life.  

Decades of breathing emissions from lead fueled cars, did a hard number on boomers!

I’m a 51 year old man who owns a lightsaber, several droids, a robotic dinosaur, and at least 3 pairs of Star Wars boxers - one of which I am currently wearing.

That said, the following are all real:

bear
ever
national
governing body
have
a process
Zwift
I HAVE TO LEAVE AGAIN

Since this is obviously a made up story, in order to make it easier for everyone else to separate fact from fiction here, I’ve taken the liberty of going through the entire article and highlighting the things that are obviously make believe so readers coming after me can focus on the aspects of the article that may be…

Biden didn’t want to tweet out the get well wishes, but Rick Perry made home do it.

Hey, I’m no Joe fan this election cycle, but cut him some slack. The sports press here in Chicago were saying she was questionable because of back pain. Sure, she started, but had to get worked on to finish the game. He probably wasn’t getting real-time feeds about her condition. He’s kinda busy.

“Joe Biden Tweets Best Recovery Wishes To Elena Delle Donne While She Is Playing In The WNBA Finals.”

I’d love so much for that to happen.

You know it’s very irresponsible for people to make ridiculous claims like this. If your going to share political content with the world, actually do it with intelligence. Not this drivel. You should be ashamed, that is the former V.P you are talking about, have some class.

Even if trump were going somewhere his replacement would be equally horrible.

I dunno about biden, but you definitely want sandusky to be out of touch ...

Im sure he runs his own twitter account and knows what is being tweeted....

I’m not saying that Ukraine should investigate why he got this so wrong, but I’m not not saying that they should investigate it.

Can’t wait to see Aaron Rogers back under center. So much talent, shame to see him have to sit out this impossible whopper commercial 

Fun fact about Gladwell, he cut his ‘journalistic’ teeth writing press releases for Big Tobacco, questioning the science behind the determination that it causes cancer and slandering the people suing tobacco companies.

They don’t hire insightful thinkers with a burning urge to speak truth to power for those positions.

Twice, just in case the first time isn’t conclusive enough.

the theory’s basic premise is that human beings generally operate under the assumption that the people we are interacting with are being honest.

To be fair, I think we should withhold judgement and run that experiment just to be sure.

Malcolm Gladwell: “All I’m saying is that jet fuel can’t melt Sandusky’s penis.”