Who are you, Spike Jones?

Remember when the Ents tore down Saruman’s dam and wrecked his operation at Isengard? That was awesome.

I support this, but only under the condition that they play every national anthem concurrently.

actually i once had a fantastic relationship for 18 months when I was 28, but given time and job issues, I married someone else who was more stable, more reliable etc.... the affection with that person continued for twenty years including his parents deaths and my divorce and disabled child. we never got back together…

My friends and I have generally agreed that we can cancel on each other if we absolutely hate the idea of being around other humans the night The Plan is supposed to happen. Sometimes, you just need to sit at home and re-watch Harry Potter movies in your grubbies instead of putting on proper clothing and going outside.

You could end it by saying “but... people are saying she’s a hateful bitch.”

I’ve seen her several times and she’s awful.

Once again, Jon Stewart got there first:

Fun fact, she was arrested for shoplifting and was collecting unemployment benefits while working for the Ted Cruz senate campaign. Trump is only going to hire best people!

I’ve seen this particular Trump surrogate on multiple news programs and I just can’t with her. She’s disrespectful and condescending (well, most of them are). I usually have to mute or fast forward when she’s talking. She literally adds nothing to the conversation.

I know. I know. He’s a dirty rotten cheater. But it’s too bad he isn’t gonna get 700. I would be pissed. That’s like spending your whole life trying to bang a chick. And years later, after working so hard for it. You finally got her naked. And she pukes in your bed and leaves. Then moves to Germany

“The press conference didn’t address whether Rodriguez will receive all of that money.”

Look out, door-to-door lip gloss sales world!

“He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a slimy con man.”

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

DO NOT get your dad one of those expensive father’s day cards from the store. He will curse himself for not having taught you thrift.

The best gift for a dad who drinks is booze. If Miller Lite is his bag, then bring him a case iced down in a new cooler. But the best gift is a nice bottle of whiskey, period.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

He likes a challenge.