I’m sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening. 

He knows as much about hurricanes, airplanes, the economy, American business, our form of government, real estate, any issues we currently face as George Costanza knows about architecture.

He shoulda been all nonchalant about it. 

Oh he is aware. 

80% of the time he's 75% right  

Christ almighty, drew. Hate philly much? Why is that? Because it’s the thing to do? “They threw snowballs at santa!!!!!”  Real fucking imaginative. 

Does this have a base plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing?

She was super cool. 

The thin dotted line. Notary lives matter. 

Dying of organ failure? 

What the fuck is wrong with you?

“You know one time they even threw snowballs at Santa Claus!”

No. Just your unwanted ones. 

Laser-focused on sports

Yes. 

Fuckit, they all wanted to go anyway. This fucker’s on a roll because demagoguery works when everybody is so fucking stupid.

Forget the permit. Shoot the neighbor with a pellet rifle. 

Derp

Do they still award COTD? 

How ‘bout that Vick, huh?