And that’s how Emma reported it. If you’re gonna attack, gotta have your facts and know your position.

Who doesn’t like mac and cheese?

Needs a little work.

It’s wrong.

Full stop is usually followed by uh, nothing. Also it’s goofy.

Amy Schumer is fat. He just looks like Amy Schumer. So now I’m Amy Schumer-shaming?

The medium is the message?

Good point. And now you’ve reminded me that when I was younger I used to think while watching movies that every bank robbery or heist would be easier if one didn’t mind just killing everybody. So your principle even works in a very direct, physical way.

I can’t believe nobody has asked you yet - why do you “deal with body fluids alot”?

Maybe they still do this, I don’t fly much anymore, but they used to put you on the plane and go sit on the tarmac forever to avoid a “late departure” stat. Torture.

Fucked up headline. Ambiguous as hell. Misleading even, if one didn’t know better. Confusing.

Yes but you would feel unemployed unless you inherited money then launched a bankruptcy law company.

First sentence. Open your good eye.

Perfect.

Dictionary much?

He said “ostensibly”.

What’s your problem?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

And Hunt.

You must not be from planet earth