Except that isn’t the question.

Imagine this democrat hellscape: I’m in high school and one day I get shot and killed along with all my friends and teachers.

Just go fuck yourself. Goddammit. You are a fucking troll and you suck.

It does, my friend. It does.

This is just plain not true. But keep believing whatever you want about guns. Brought to you by the NRA, a firearms business development organization. That’s better than listening to health care professionals.

That is the story.

No it’s not weird. It’s deadspin making themselves so incestuously inside-jokey that eventually there will be 10 posters, 30 readers, and 10 commenters. I do love it but it’s becoming an echo chamber to the extreme degree of absurdity.

Well that’s more despicable than pretending you’re hurt for every little thing in soccer. But them’s the rules, I guess.

Ugh

Well, Drew, you have finally reached ‘get off my lawn’ status.

If they are married, it must be year 1.

Ahhh go eat some cake.

Bravo! But alas, look at your anemic star count.

Just more proof that these people 1. know what is right, 2. they know they are working against what is right, and 3. they don’t seem to care or have any legitimate reason for doing so.

But they could make a replica of this stupid ring.

Still harder than curling.

Nah. Just curling.

Blah blah tradition blah blah noble sport blah blah complex. I feel like the bowling champ with a cigarette and and beer laughs at this sport. Why could you possibly need to take drugs for this sport, other than to watch it?

Go troll your dick in a blender, will ya’? You’re gonna argue trickle down economics? And how is a municipality getting paid a problem for you? Fuck off.

1980: USA! USA! USA!