This is a joke, right?

Every game in every city has some of this. This is just the standard philly narrative. They threw snowballs at santa fifty years ago. Fifty! And it’s a halftime story two weeks ago on national coverage. Way to go. It’s a lazy journalistic effort. There are other things to report.

He’s five. Parenting is tough. But if you were to fail to recognize he had the kind of issues that as an adult leads him to abuse children, or kill and eat people, or rape people, then you will of course feel bad. If he does any of these things to my kid I will destroy all of you and won’t stop wreaking havoc until I…

Thanks for your understanding. I’m an old philly fan. Not my fault. We haven’t won a super bowl since.....

It’s not just what poem theycwatch. This guy was “treating” these girls in these gym facilities and having them sent to him, etc. Seems like it would be hard not to get some inkling at some point that things were amiss.

Exactly what I wanted to ask. How did he not know about Nassar? Let’s get a look at everyone’s hard drive. What will the us gymnastics investigation entail? Is there a DA involved too? This is so much bigger than I thought when the original stories came out. How is the MSU part in this not as big as Penn State?

Food for you. Go to a movie. Just fuck off.

Fuck you.

Wrong. Not philly. Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Yes. The Disgust-O-Meter is always pegged at ten now. I guess we should recalibrate, but I feel like that’s a losing move.

Good for you. Stop breathing, then.

How’s that, asshole? Oh right, that’s what all the bloggers say so you thought you’d look cool if you repeat it.  

Then go see ladybird. That’s fitting for you. Go alone and admire the costumes.

Why don’t you go watch soccer, then, asshole.

For a minute there I thought you were a fan.

Wrong.