Layla. Both versions are great on their own.

You can’t come up with anyone else to go to a movie with but your wife? My wife hates Star Anything so she couldn’t be dragged to the theater to see any of that shit. I’ve seen the new one twice now.

Unless it’s the old “78.4? Who gave you the .4?” And you say “all of them!”

I have a bunch of .4s. Can I add them together? Always wondered.

Let it go. Good story.

I have a couple, but I’m not embarrassed by them so.... nevermind. I don’t like to just brag.

This is actually the story here. What a shit this woman is. Does she get charged with anything here? Prostitution, extortion, something?

This is huge. Your comment is not common knowledge. It actually also applies to people that have been very sick and well cared for, then recover. Like cancer survivors.

Yeah. And why are his kids not talking to him? Over this? Seems like they could and should be rallying around him to help him get better. If they found out he had cancer and was dealing with it on his own, wouldn’t they want to help? Or maybe the rift was already there? It just bothered me.

I’d say you’re an iron man just for being able to fall asleep in a porta potty.

He doesn’t fit the program. He isn’t really very good. He’d be a distraction

Other than a quick Rooney Rule interview, you’re our man/woman.

Agreed. Also I would feel a little guilty for tying on a load starting at 10 AM.

“ruin Deadspin”. Typo, right?

I hope once you cure cancer you’ll have more free time like the rest of us plebes.

Shot Drew! Interesting take on vaccines. But science is tough. Stick to sports and every other subject.

Flippant! Hah!

Excellent.

Almost half of them did vote for Roy Moore.

Hasn’t been a year yet, ya putz.