To be fair, he did a good job being nice. Luckily he also explained WHY they aren’t good. All I can say is that they’re ugly. This guy has the knowledge to explain why.

They edited out the stream of horrified profanity.

He should be careful. I got a lifetime ban from the Bimmerpost Forums for being “too critical” of the 4 series. Apparently only comments that praise the BMW Gods and Cars are now acceptable. Glad to see real designers see the same flaws in the grille design that us fanboys see.

nostrils?  i say they be called ‘beaver choppers’ for all eternity

He knows it’s ugly. He knows everyone hates it. He knows that BMW is locked into this legacy kidney grill shape which simply doesn’t suit the mega-grill trend that exists now. That’s why he looks uncomfortable.

Just wait to read the interview I conducted with him coming up later today. He’s got some very good ideas. 

Ok then, I’ve stayed quiet but this is grating my nerves.

1 - Ellen had come out and was openly gay when she started this talk show. Oprah was still the reigning queen of daytime talk. The only other gay talk show host was Rosie, and Rosie wasn’t out at that time. I’m sure Ellen is a human being, and I’m sure her team…

Ferrari F40 for everyone. No nannies, stickshift.

You missed the two most important. The Coupe and the Station Wagon/Shooting Break

Funny how it’s nicknamed Jipão; just the other day in the comments of one of the many recent Bronco articles I was mentioning how the portuguese word for off road vehicle is jipe, a phonetic interpretation of the word Jeep. The -ão suffix conveys the idea of greater or larger in comparison to the regular version of…

I will not accept that millions need to die, and you shouldn’t either. 

When I lived in Minnesota we referred to that as “Iowa Chrome.”

Great color match on the last two. You can barely tell...

You have to admit though,for the Saturn at least, the duct tape likely exceeds OEM standard for that quarter panel.

If 1 in 4 cars are old enough to drive themselves then why aren’t there more autonomous cars?

I’ve been half looking at getting a classic/older truck to be my daily since I’ve been put on work from home duty. Gas mileage isn’t a concern anymore since I’ve gone from driving about 200 miles a week to about 30—40. A 25 gallon tank would last weeks. It’s make me miss my old C10 and F150. 

With enough bullets, I can just shoot the virus away!

Not if it looks like a Mach-E.

So we can expect a Grand Mach-E model soon?

The slightly longer version: Most scented molecules contain a functional group like an amine (putrescine, for example, one of the rotting smells), a thiol (ethanethiol, i.e. skunk smell), or other non-carbon molecules. Acetic acid can bind these to form molecules that your nose cannot detect, thus eliminating the…