Oh, I had not come across a Boston Legal reference in quite a while! Quite remarkable how a show where just about all the characters were assholes (even Betty White’s!) was so eminently watchable and entertaining...

By that logic, and given that Stellantis has doomed Lancia to the most ignominious of zombie deaths, you just threw Lancia out of the window as a contender. This obsolete horrid garbage is the only thing currently sold new in the world that has the Lancia scudetto adorning it.

David Craig? Perhaps you mean Craig David? Or perhaps an obscure sibling of weight loss guru Jenny Craig’s husband? ;-)

I’d get some popcorn and watch Musk and Ye duke it out on accusations of plagiarism. 

Obviously Lancia, even the boys agree.

And of course fox “news” found an expert with “credible” sources claiming it was a terrorist attack. Another valuable contribution to making “fox news” the greatest known oxymoron in the English language.

Heard on CNN around 11 pm Eastern that it was a Bentley indeed, which is now also on the website, so I’m glad my vehicular pattern recognition from this one frame did not fail me...

If it’s confirmed, they beat Thelma and Louise for luxury on their way to the pearly gates, though it’s hard to say for sure if the huge acceleration was intentional.

Looks like some expensive car, like a Bentley Continental GT (it definitely has a panoramic glass roof), but could also be a Ford Mustang or Chevy Camaro (which are sold with those glass roofs) with a lot of horsepower, or one of the German coupes from Mercedes or BMW.

Related to the present lack of character of gas stations, this one in Cloquet, Minnesota, was designed by Frank Lloyd Wright and it remains in operation since 1959 to today.

So:

That question has been asked before, apparently for the benefit of gigantic human children.

I guess Audi is confusing the German sado-masochist stereotype with their own customers. No Audi, your customers are not all like this...

Yep, same here. No access to profile, notifications, dashboard, etc. It may be a database server issue (that perhaps there’s no one left with expertise to fix), or perhaps the end is nigh, or perhaps the upcoming rumors of Jalopnik’s death will be greatly exaggerated.

Valet joyrides were immortalized in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and will be with us forever, as long as there are cars and valets.

Stephen Colbert’s team must have been reading Jalopnik today, as his monologue was about ron’s lifts. We’re in tune wiht the zeitgeist!

ronnie would be the perfect member of the Booty Patrol. He totally nailed the boots for the Booty uniform!

No need to waste arrows, access to the occupants is just a stone’s throw away...

Ron: Hey Mickey, that’s a really nice amusement park you’ve got out here, it would be a shame if anything were to happen to it, like, you know, the monorail malfunctioning and stuff...

The 300 SLR Uhlenhaut coupe is a glorious legendary car, but is any car really worth the $143 million someone paid for one of the two in existence?