If it’s confirmed, they beat Thelma and Louise for luxury on their way to the pearly gates, though it’s hard to say for sure if the huge acceleration was intentional.

Looks like some expensive car, like a Bentley Continental GT (it definitely has a panoramic glass roof), but could also be a Ford Mustang or Chevy Camaro (which are sold with those glass roofs) with a lot of horsepower, or one of the German coupes from Mercedes or BMW.

Related to the present lack of character of gas stations, this one in Cloquet, Minnesota, was designed by Frank Lloyd Wright and it remains in operation since 1959 to today.

So:

That question has been asked before, apparently for the benefit of gigantic human children.

I guess Audi is confusing the German sado-masochist stereotype with their own customers. No Audi, your customers are not all like this...

Yep, same here. No access to profile, notifications, dashboard, etc. It may be a database server issue (that perhaps there’s no one left with expertise to fix), or perhaps the end is nigh, or perhaps the upcoming rumors of Jalopnik’s death will be greatly exaggerated.

Valet joyrides were immortalized in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and will be with us forever, as long as there are cars and valets.

Stephen Colbert’s team must have been reading Jalopnik today, as his monologue was about ron’s lifts. We’re in tune wiht the zeitgeist!

ronnie would be the perfect member of the Booty Patrol. He totally nailed the boots for the Booty uniform!

No need to waste arrows, access to the occupants is just a stone’s throw away...

Ron: Hey Mickey, that’s a really nice amusement park you’ve got out here, it would be a shame if anything were to happen to it, like, you know, the monorail malfunctioning and stuff...

The 300 SLR Uhlenhaut coupe is a glorious legendary car, but is any car really worth the $143 million someone paid for one of the two in existence?

For anyone this side of the top 0.01% wealthiest people, none of this business model makes sense, but for Ferrari it’s probably a nice cash cow, a bit like first-class and business-class seats in airplanes, which bring most of the profit to the airlines despite all the extraneous and mysterious fees they overcharge us…

Coolest hearse ever was found in Harold and Maude. Too bad their connotations with funeral homes prevent hearses from being as popular as shooting brakes. :)

And being the richest douche on Earth (mostly unrealized capital gains, but that’s how wealth is measured in capitalist societies) must help with the legal issues. As trump continues to prove (let’s see if that will come to an end, but not holding my breath), short of pulling an epstein you can get away with anything…

But their ultimate dream is a one-way trip to colonize Mars, so we all may live happily ever after. That’s assuming the SpaceX drilling and terraforming equipment they will need to produce oxygen from ice (and last more than a couple of days there) will work a lot better than the Tesla Cybertruck windows.

Hey, when dude was in Biology class and the teacher told him and his mates the Human species is referred to as Homo Sapiens, he must have shouted “No Homo” from the top of his lungs...

Elon is the ultimate champion and defender of HIS free speech. And if your “free” speech does not really fit his world view, then you don’t really fit his world view...

Excellent memory! Some cool cat actually revamped the highlights of that Grand Prix with modern graphics and it’s pretty great! Brundle’s quip happens at 3:53.