Look, I’m not saying take away ALL the guns. All I’m saying is that if I need a license to operate a vehicle, I should require a license (and re-licensing every few years) to have a gun. Ensure that gun owners have training so that they know how to own and operate a weapon. Especially so they don’t end up accidentally…

Excuse me....what?????Alright I’m out because I cannot deal with this today because he beat the ever loving shit out of her and wants to uses her rape fantasies as a defense....wtf

I’d rather hear the noise of the cars and risk damage to my hearing, than be victim to the witless banter of people who would actually go to a NASCAR event.

What the NCAA should do for March Madness gambling is, they should randomize the brackets so some winners of the first round would be rotated to different, unannounced regionals for the next round. But no one would know which teams would play after each round so Americans couldn’t gamble without having to re-do their…

I honestly didn’t know he did tv work. I only know candy from movies.

Jeff Gordon hasn’t yet learned that silence is golden.

hold up is that junkrat actually missing a leg?!?!

this works like 85 percent of the time. get a surround sound setup and unplug the center channel. usually mutes the commenters but not anything else. your mileage may vary.  

You know what? Fuck you guys, I want an R63 now.

I just watch it for, you know, the plot. Like, “this lady’s pool is perfectly clean, why is the pool boy coming over now? And she didn’t order pizza, what’s that guy doing here?” It’s a never ending mystery.

Umm...

The GMC stuff is “professional grade” whereas the Chevy version merely “runs deep like a rock” or “runs like a deep rock” or something like that...

He’s moving around too much to deserve a tip.

Whenever I cheat on my wife, I always blame the woman I slept with afterwards. “My wife is a wonderful woman whom I love dearly, and you made me cheat on her, you dirty whore. You ought to be ashamed!”

You’ll invoke the wrath of Jason Torchski with that slanderous comment comrade !! I hear he has developed an algorithm that searches the site, nay the entire web, for anti-beetle comments and then sends a virus to the author. Your PC may well now explode. Don’t say you were not warned   ;-) 

Oh, FFS. There is a specificity to the terms “new” and “used” when it comes to cars, and these idiots should know the damn difference.

Those dimpled ramps are for sight impaired drivers, not traction. I learned that today. ;)

The expectation came from Bungie. Before release they talked about how players will create characters that they will take with them from game to game over the course of the next ten years.

Did anyone honestly expect to be able to bring along your gear from D1 to D2? I’ve never heard of a MMO like game allowing you to bring all of your gear from the first to the sequel, ever. I know that somewhere out there, there’s folks claiming that if they can’t haul over their gear, they won’t get D2, but those are…