Did anyone else have to re-read the article because they swore Don Dare was the name of the salesman? No? Just me?

If the purchaser is not on the title, why is the state harassing them to carry insurance on the car? 

But if they are not on the title, how are they getting mail from the state? 

How is this not theft? If I did this to a neighbor and their lawnmower I would be in prison within 3 days.

Isn’t every GM built this way?

Your post has brightened up my morning so much. I don’t even know why -- those taillights on those vehicles are just so charming.

I assume there’s no LOLZ likes for giving money to the Innocence Project or Doctors Without Borders. What a world.

This meme is particularly close to the bone today

And this is why you’ll never find me on TikTok. Ok, and the rampant misinformation put out there by “influencers” who don’t know their backs from their fronts. This is some real pointless garbage.

Thanks man, I laughed so hard, and I’m in a fucking (useless) meeting.

If only we knew the scourge of “content creators”, “influencers”, and “4Chan” that would come of it, we could have shut the whole damn thing down before it was too late.

How “strong” tungsten is, is completely irrelevant. I’m sure 45 pounds of anything dropped from that height onto that roof would’ve done the same thing.

The internet was a mistake.

Yes, but the article prompt was for criticisms of the design, not “name things in your car that you can never get used to no matter how hard you try.”

I rarely use mine too and I always forget it’s in the center when I do finally have to use it.  The lock for the door should be on the door.  That’s the only place that makes common sense.  Anything else is just being cheap.

What if you own other cars that are not BMW’s? This seems like a legitimate complaint. They made something simple and ubiquitous needlessly complicated.

Because the article prompt was for criticisms of the design, not “name things in your car that you can never get used to no matter how hard you try.”

Nope. Not buying it. The confederate flag is a symbol of hate, and making it fun and appealing to kids as part of a TV show is disgusting. Especially when the Daughters of the Confederacy worked so hard to sell an alternate version of history where southerners were also anti-authoritarian, and their treason was just…

I’m honestly having trouble coming up with a worse one and I literally write for a living

Might be the single worst combination of words I’ve ever seen.