You never know. I tried to get signatures for a “no lizard people in public” policy and everyone laughed at me, they said lizard people aren’t real, but how do you explain MTG? huh?! We could have stopped this.

Not just jets! We’ve been doing this for ever people! WAKE UP SHEEPS!

Do not blame this asshole’s teachers. He is this stupid by his choice.

We need to update the basic requirements for running for office. The GOP is seemingly now filled with people who didn’t graduate from elementary school. 

My GF’s Mazda 3 was MUCH nicer in every way than the loaner A3 the dealership gave me when my A6 was in for warranty work. 

I’m a little surprised the Cadillac CT5 didn’t make the list over the CT4. I test drove both last year and found the CT5 to be much more comfortable, quieter with a better ride and nicer interior. All that for a price less than the 3 series or C-class. For me personally, it was a larger sedan than I wanted. Speaking…

How does the bottom of Elon’s boot taste?

Why even order a Cybertruck? if you can’t immediately flip it for twice what you paid?

Lightness pre-added

Funny how the setting in which the car is photographed can tell me as much about the neglect this car has endured than pictures of the car itself. Judging by the weeds creeping through the driveway cracks, the dirty garage door, and the unkempt bushes that are literally resting on the canvas top, I’d say this Miata…

A lot of companies allow employees to pick their company car.

My guess is that the car note is getting subsidized...  I have friends that just get that subsidy check instead of driving a company car.  They can choose to drive whatever they want.  Insurance is probably subsidized too if not covered under a company plan.  gas is expensed.

This guy works for a large company and is expected to drive 50k miles a year for work? And they want him to buy his own car? He doesn’t need a new car, he needs a new JOB.

Is this amount lost on the incremental cost of producing an individual car or is this just if you include all of the sunk costs of R&D and investing in production facilities? Because it’s significant if it’s the former, but incredibly misleading if it’s the latter.

“Okay, signal left, check your mirror and blind spot, then pull out.”

I thought ‘emotional sensitivity’ was a euphemism for ‘embarrassment’, because owners are either going to be mistaken for footballers in the UK or rappers in the US.

Man, the sheer sense of ENTITLEMENT. How dare people have enough money to buy Bentleys but not do it? What a bunch of cucks, amirite? It never ceases to amaze when these businesses charge astronomic prices “because that’s what the market will bear” but as soon as that market doesn’t favor them, well clearly there must…

“Emotional sensitivity” in this case is the rich person’s way of calling you a pussy for not spending your money.

Not really surprised by this outcome. Tire manufacturers often leapfrog one another as they learn from their competition and release new versions of their tires. The great thing for all of us is that there are several great tire options in just about every category. Last year was “new tire time” for both my current…

To be fair, who among us wouldn’t risk federal prison time for a 2010 Ford Escape Hybrid?