Wait, you're dating a zombie?

Yes! I've been saying for years that we need more sax. The Buzzfeed video definitely is worth watching and has some great stuff.

Awesome.

The aliens have started the forced breeding.

+100!!!

Totally awesome and badass quote.

True.

It's very simple guys. Just say hi, and don't look at her boobs.

I've watched this several times, and I'm still not sure what I saw.

Yes, that is what a pimp does. So does Match.com.

Oh please. Trouche has her heart in Austin while Urban Outfitters clearly has their heart in Dallas. Also, I bought a charm for my girlfriend just like this from James Avery almost two years ago.

Hey, just a year in jail is some serious hell for a cop. So there's that.

Fuck Larry Ellison.

I'm not going to lie. As a guy, this makes my pants a little tight.

She had this for 12 years and now they have a problem with it. Virginia DMV is stupid.

That makes me want to cry.

My thoughts exactly.

I really want a large bird, but my cats would eat it.

Banksy's got nothing on this guy.

Incredible.