I know, right!

Oh.

Why are all of the DHFs lately about college. Seriously people, your college days were really your wildest days? It looks like I'm going to have to step up and show you how a grown ass man does it. Drew, be looking for something from me in the next few days.

I have to agree. All men can appreciate Serena.

I'm definitely happy about my placement along the timeline.

Haptic feedback is not stupid.

I will sign that petition in a second.

You should always drill with a new holster of any type. No matter how much or little experience you have.

"Forced obsolescence." Awesome description of the Apple business plan.

It's a self portrait. Cindy Sherman is a woman.

Right...?

That's the beauty of it.

Drew, you seriously rock.

Wow! This is just horrible. That woman has absolutely no grip on reality.

I love Charlie Day and Jason Bateman, and Jennifer Aniston looks so freaking hot, but I'm not going to run out and see this. Maybe on Netflix.

Yes, you are the only one.

Exactly!

You know, he really is quite good at being an even bigger dick than you thought he could ever possibly be.

Buy the damn Magnums.

I think it's just there to make the whole thing a cohesive unit. You open it, flip the screen to your desired orientation, and close it. Now the screen won't move when you don't want it to.