And why did that guy at the end have to mount him like that?

Ha!

There is absolutely nothing wrong with coming up with another reason (excuse) to eat cake.

Yay!!!

I am so pleased by all the Tobias Funke related comments.

Fuck that shit!

Adele actually started playing on random as I read the last piece. Awesome.

I thought the same thing.

I second that.

I had a wonderful VW CPO experience myself. '03 New Beatle Turbo. It actually had the wrong price on it in the lot, but they sold it to me at that price anyway. CPO is definitely the way to go.

I'm pretty sure several pearl necklaces will be included.

I was expecting Cliff Lee.

Been thinking this for a while now.

Fuck that shit!

Oh hell yes!!!

Most definitely.

You have totally missed the point, and dare I say, are certainly not a Texan.

Or you could just call them hydracodone.

Well, I am about to get married and start trying to have kids...