Right about Silk... how?

Ha — I planned on taking a dig at Silk, too. You beat me to it in the last line.

I'd be willing to grant them the point if they'd put the thing on Android. The fact that they won't, I agree, suggests they are stubborn Apple fanboys.

I'd love to give this game a shot. I still don't understand why they don't bring it to Android. They should bring it to Steam, too, but I understand the developer really feels that the game requires a touchscreen for full effect.

"From: Mike Krahulik

Wow, indeed. Hell hath no fury like the internet scorned. This guy just ruined his own life.

I actually like the pencil sketch look of it.

Even if all this worked fine, we'd still need to face the fact that every time a car breaks down or runs out of gas or gets in a fender bender, a bunch of people would die.

I always knew that quest was more important than it seemed at first glance...

No no... I'm pretty sure the timeline branches if he fails the third dungeon in the Master Quest version of Ocarina.

Dammit. Another version of Link to shoehorn into that timeline.

Does "like usual" refer to not getting gadgets? Or to getting nightstands?

What does knowing about cars have to do with knowing which part of a car would make the best set of eyeballs in an animated film?

It wasn't just that it was devoid of action. It was also devoid of any particular point. I agree it was visually stunning — those are the best dunes in the history of gaming. But the scene doesn't add anything to the plot, or even to Drake's character development. It was just some cliche "lost in the dessert"…

My issue is simply the pretense of searching for life. If he had just come out and said "you know, there are all these old photos of the moon that haven't been properly analyzed, and here's what we can do about it," I'd be more charitable about the idea.

"Plus, if the eyes are in the windshield, what do you do with the lights? Ignore them? Pretend they're just two evenly sized, symmetrical moles?"

Man. To each his own, but the desert sequence in U3 was absolutely awful. The game had just finished up one of its best set pieces, and then it sticks you with "here... walk slowly in no particular direction for fifteen minutes. Once in a while, we'll fade to black to make you think it's almost over, and then it…

I definitely meant the design. Just way too flagrant. These sorts of references need to be more subtle. I like when people who get it just smile and nod, while everybody else figures it's just a shirt.

$70? Unless it comes with a fragment of the actual Triforce, then no.

And this is how bad scientists get headlines instead of good ones.