Guys like Dellavedova and Olynyk are my least favorite kinds of players. Their skill is basically “who knows, I might just injure you!” While Matt Barnes and his ilk will properly goon you, Delly and Olynyk will “accidentally” shred your knee and get plaudits for their “grittiness.”

Haven’t tried Home Chef, but with the brands I mentioned I am ALWAYS hungry after. Sometimes I just eat both servings at one sitting, and then that’s a very expensive dinner.

The Sex Cannon cannot be contained.

That’s right - Rex Fucking Grossman! come on, sexy Rexy, it’s time to pull out the lasers again.

“These people have awful names.”

He meant to buy Fit Water. But in Louisiana...

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

You strike me more as a man of leisure.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

They’re aging it for Lyoto Machida.

FitBit Charge HR because it is easy to use, does everything you need, synchs with other apps and phones. Have had it over a year without complaints, snafus or glitches. What is UP with that...oh, you didn’t ask for my LEAST favorite tracker? Sorry! Bought mine at Target.

FitBit Charge HR because it is easy to use, does everything you need, synchs with other apps and phones. Have had it…

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

“No, no, no, no. Lemme show you how that’s done.”