You must know my husband, as you managed to get under my skin the different ways with one sentence:

That pretentious little pinky finger raised over the teacup “e” in “coupé” makes me want to punch this car in the face.

Every day the world remains addicted to fossil fuels is another setback to Saudi women.

That’s not necessary. I’m sure the NCAA will get to the bottom of this quickly and fairly.

Its Lost all over again.

With Cleveland clearly the worst city of the three.

So, this is an article about Swansea, right?

That is a vile rumor started by threatened men.

The System! I have that song in my regular rotation. Not ashamed to admit it.

I am praying you’re referring to the Achilles .gif rather than the Fight Club .gif. Because “just washing his balls in the sink” is my favorite new sexual euphamism.

He was very forthcoming about the fact that his abs were painted on when the movie came out. Not that I’m complaining, mind.....

Does Sauron know that he’s got a rogue orc masquerading as a JP in Vegas?

You made me laugh for the first time today. Bless your heart!

Unfortunately, I’d be worried that her hobbies will prove as transparently patronizing, situational, and audience-dependent as her accent, speech cadence, and word choice tends to be. In Indianapolis, she loves needlework. In Colorado, she shreds pow. In Pennsylvania, she collects Hummel figurines. In Oregon, she…

I’d suggest that the “asshole” in “asshole milennials” is redundant.

Amazing!

White male LDS leaders circling the wagons to control a negative story. The next act of this tired play involves blaming the victim, followed by the perpetrators getting a stern talking to by their stake president. I'm sure they'll conclude that examining their hearts for sin is punishment enough.

i dont need to see any of you to know you're all beautiful.

You colonial devils just cant stop yourselves from stealing.

She don't owe those white devils nothin'