I love you, Doctor Zaius!

Can we do that anyway? Because that'd at least be accurate.

In science, "theory" is as close as it is possible to get to 100% fact when you're talking about the workings of a mechanism or process. "Sperm fertilizes egg" is a theory. "Heart circulates blood" is a theory. There is no "just a theory" about it. The scientific equivalent of the layman's "just a theory" theory…

In what way are Antifa remotely "racist"?

There are still apes, Tim, because the Lord, in his infinite wisdom, felt there should be something that, by comparison, would make you feel somewhat intelligent.

It's a cartoon that was popular and culturally relevant for the same brief period indie music was.

If The Simpsons is on television and no one tunes in to see it, does it make any money?

No it doesn't. See Princess Grace of Monaco.

At home playing XBox.

Are you being sarcastic, dude?

What happened to Applebee's? Besides generally being terrible?

Wouldn't that just encourage more dangerous stunts?

They'll probably also do the other thing if you ask nicely.

A lot of riders tune their bikes so they're extra loud just so drivers will take notice of them.

Isn't riding a motorcycle without a helmet completely illegal all across Canada? Is Hollywood North exempt from the laws of the land?

It must have been cold there in those shadows
To never not have smoke in your face
You were content to let black slime latch to me
You always screwed me every time

The older brother has had some (relatively mild) Troubled Child Actor Drama. But maybe that has more to do with his having been raised by nuns and his bike getting stolen.

He's a notary! So he's got that going too!

Her Blouse Overfloweth

It's not TV; it's HBO.