Indeed it would—by more than double. No one has ever accused network programmers of making smart choices, though.

Cumblebee

2 Strangers, 1 Thing

i.e., Stupid is as stupid stupids.

To be retitled Pixels 2

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good television does not pay as well as bad movies.

"Vincent Price's famous spoken-word intro"?

Treacle tart is not pudding. Treacle tart is a tart. Pudding is pudding. Also, treacle is called molasses and molasses tarts sound absolutely disgusting.

Yet Jimmy Carr remains.

That's a lectern, not a podium.

Yeah, but the NHS gives those out to everyone with micropenis.

…from capitalist enterprises, not state media.

Gary Lineker is another head-scratcher. £1.8M for doing sports commentary? WTF?

Go ask Jeeves.

"Chris Evans made the equivalent of $2.9 million last year"

If Sean Spicer doesn't have a regular gig at Fox News by the end of next week, I'll eat my hat.

Yes, how "disempowered" one must feel, running the entire government.

Yes, what *is* wrong with less than 0.5% of the US population?

Well, I mean, it was (inexplicably) simulcast on every news channel and network, so it's really more like "13 million empty waiting rooms had the TV on."