White! Ass! Mama!

Why, it's almost as if a building with a stairway inexplicably leading directly into a fountain is not an appropriate environment for a wheeled robot.

Linguo is dead.

PLEASE tell me he won it for Short Circuit 2.

Well, I guess there's room up there for more than just him.

His movies were always style-over-substance, but some time before Kill Bill, he dropped all his substance and went 100% style. Any semblance of story was chucked in favour of trite black-and-white "good guy kills series of bad guys" pap. Basically, he needs to go back to plagiarizing movies with plots.

It's not if you've seen any of the movies Tarantino's made in this century. Up his own ass doesn't even begin to describe it.

There's one on right now, FWIW.

Because it's already heen released by a company whose whole business model doesn't rely on gouging yuppies?

Oh, darn, you'll just have to settle for the $3 release instead of the $30 one.

It is the better parent who feeds their children Tom Waits.

Because alcoholics tend not to be keen thinkers?

Is that why that guy was waiting for it to open at 9:30am?

By Saturday Night Live.

Yes.

You understand there is parody involved here, yes?

His supporters have the same preschool intellect that finds this "honk! honk!" routine appealing. They barely have a grasp of object permanence, let alone scams and flim-flams.

Maybe if they courted advertising for something other than "Top 10 Celebrity Toenail Fungi," they could afford to write articles on the topic the site is devoted to.

Chicago is on a sort of a coast, I guess…

You forgot Lebanese in the #1 slot there. (What do you think a donair is?)