So you just plagiarized David Bowie?

Those pervert dogs are naked under there!

That's just what they want you to thnk! Wake up, sheeple! The flat-earthers ARE the authority! Don't be fooled by that so called "pyramid" of the Illuminati — that's a two-dimensional triangle!

Son: FROM A D.A.R.E. PRESENTATION, OKAY!? I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING A D.A.R.E. PRESENTATION!

SubPop's still a thing?

What are you, some kind of albino rhino gyno? Who's also a wine addict?

Cheese Got Sack

Anyone who knows the first thing about Pompeii isn't the least bit surprised by this. Pompeii was basically Fuck City. That vulcanologist should perhaps consult an archaeologist before running his mouth.

Well…and Family Guy.

Right? The problem's not so much that the outrageous stuff they used to do is just too "un-PC" now; it's that South Park's style of shock humour has become so mainstream and commonplace that it's simply not outrageous anymore. Nobody's "witch-hunting" South Park. It's not 1999. I mean, for eff's sake, the most…

Dude.

Yeah, but Trump also said he was down to fuck his own daughter. Ain't no way Clinton could compete with that among those people.

Indeed. Let us instead resume the partisan fight as to whether Hebrew National is in fact kosher.

Are you describing Iran, or Canada?

Hey, there's still a chance that Jeff Goldblum could solve America's biggest problem by infecting it with a debilitating virus…

Be sure to remember this December to follow up A Christmas Story with Bob Clark's other holiday classic, Black Christmas.

Fun Fact: Elem Klimov, the late director of Come and See, (arguably the most harrowing war movie ever made), is best known in Russia as a director of lighthearted children's films.

Nor the sweet mattress.

Mannequin was filmed at Woolworth's
Boys II Men were still keepin' up the beat

This is Independence Day. Independance Day was June 19, Paula Abdul's birthday.