Lucky you.

Ugh, just hire a dominatrix already.

He stole that from Blue Öyster Cult.

You're thinking of the "Bum-Fanny Gully"

🎵 Dead eyes, dead eyes 🎵
🎵 Are you just like me? 🎵

"Your producer says she wants me to do Han Solo. I thought she meant the sex act that's so popular with your generation."

Aw.

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Sploosh

A Beautiful Minge

Cockoon

It runs in the family. What do you think that brother of Richie's has been doing locked in his room for so long?

In a daring twist, Ron Howard will also be taking over the role of Lando Calrissian.

A lot of Ossoff voters took a late train back into the state.

Right? Just tapdance in the bathroom like everybody else.

Well, you have my ten dollars.

Cu'll cumb eround eventually.

Who cares, as long as the milk's blue.

"Don't get cocky!"

Better than part I have now: Guy who order strike on Alderaan.