—Everyone who paid to watch a prequel

"AT&D"

Right? I mean, if they want to include his poetry, what, are they just going to put the text on the screen? It's not like they made her the shooter or something.

Yeah… "Looks like"…

The Bad News Bears.

Even Rocky had a montage!

I don't know about that. We, the people who actually comment, are indeed a tiny percentage of their clicks, but our comments are the vast majority of their content. You don't really think people are coming here just for the lazily re-re-reblogged "articles," do you?

"the god-awful site layout Gawker stuff uses"

Speak Spanish?

And Megyn Kelly is the scum on that scum.

Um… Someone should tell your Jewish uncle that the old "lizard person" rhetoric is and always has been nothing more and nothing less than very thinly-veiled antisemitism.

The 13th Floor Elevators would have been MASSIVE if anyone at any time had simply told them to ditch the hooty jug shit. That stupid sound ruins half their songs.

My comment was pretty much a paraphrase of Ringo himself. Here's an actual quote: "I'm left handed and I'm playing a right handed kit… That's why everyone thought, 'Wow, he's a genius,' but all I was doing was trying to play backwards… It's one of those mad accidents, you can't learn it."

Wrong.

…all conducted by Brian Wilson.

I don't know what kind of crummy drummers you hang out with, but speaking as one myself, nothing Ringo has ever done fits the description you've given. "Can scarcely be replicated," my foot. He's a lefty who plays righty, so all his (basic af) fills start with the wrong hand, and that's as tricky as his drumming…

So was Jaws.

Wolf of Wall Street suffers from the war porn paradox: The more horrific you make it (to further the message that THIS IS BAD), the more people who get off on that sort of thing will get off on it.

Yes. That is the part to be horrified by.

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