Yeah, I know. And everyone who knows only ever buys them then. Buying them anywhere else, or at any other time, is a sucker's game that Criterion and the retailers who carry their products are entirely willing to exploit. Even the B&N sales are just a ploy to get you to buy stuff you probably wouldn't if it were…

What?

That is not how food works, Donald. Nutrition has a point.

Seems about right. The Criterion Collection is also for suckers with more money than sense. $20 markup for a pretty box and a few meh-worthy special features? Way to keep good art out of reach of the masses, yuppies.

More like 2010's.

Classic reverse psychology.

Cleanses wherever.

It's actually a pretty ingenious ad targeting scheme: If people buy his bogus claims, they'll buy any bogus claims.

Of course they do. They've each got a whole Costco in their garage.

Performance art!

Jim Belushi is twenty years older than Alex Jones.

Only when he's fucking.

No, that's caused by swallowing whole packs of cinnamon gum.

So it's just Team America: World Police with Obama in it?

Why does HBO keep arbitrarily geoblocking these videos in Canada?

It's all those hacky, hideously overlit multicam sitcoms on the Disney channel that led to the aggressively mediocre network crap like Two Broke Girls. Young people who grew up watching the former just don't know any better.

You're probably gonna have to hate-watch it for a really long time before you get all the shit out of it.

Why would anyone tune into this when they can have the same experience right in their very own home by simply forgetting to flush?

Netflix. Dude. I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but I doubt I'm alone in thinking a few decent movies might be preferable to a series too shitty for the CW.

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