Please tell me there's a whole scene of people who watch anime dubbed with nothing but the Kars4Kids jingle on repeat.

Anime: Dub goes in ears, sub goes in eyes.

Yes. Suggesting that perhaps genocide is not the way to go makes me a Putin sympathizer. Indeed. Keep smokin' whatever you're on, it seems really fun.

Putin→Ventura→McMahon→Trump→Ruffalo→Bacon

For a guy whose entire acting range is "gruff high school football coach," it's kind of weird that (to my knowledge) he's never actually played one.

Also, the extreme right.

Yes. Let's fit ourselves right into Putin's "The West is Fascist" narrative. That will surely end well.