Best sex music ever. Sexy sexy sex.

So that everyone knows you have a husband and a son and people love you and you're not a loser who is alone in life?!!!!?! Obviously.

Man, how do all these people in the comments not know about Gucci Mane?!

or two of them

Here is the cookie that Dave Coulier apparently thinks he deserves.

Miley Cyrus...naked...with a pig.

I’m really hot and I think my brain is melting, but what did Lil B just say? I feel like that was a non sequitur.

You remind kids there’s no Santa Claus too, don’t you?

I used to chew the shoes.

Holy crap, no pun intended, I saw the same thing once when I was driving around that exit trying to find the IKEA!

I feel like I’ve just been shot through the heart, and you’re to blame.

Orrrr... imagination does not equal sociopathy.

Chopper’s usual attire consists of a leather vest, bike goggles and a bandana.

“Grandparents of Anarchy.” Not coming soon.

Bad to the Bonez

Maybe it was for his “If you can read this, the bitch fell off” t-shirt.

Are you sure this isn’t an Onion story?

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