It's stories like these that a) make me angry and b) remind me how grateful my brother was on his house arrest. He is an epileptic, and the justice system provided him with rides, check ins (to make sure he was OK), etc. Considering his length of sentence and what he'd done, many would not have treated him like a…

God. Stop with the click bait titles. She's not going to jail for shopping, she's going to jail because she violated the conditions of her house arrest. Dont leave your house seems pretty easy to understand.

This is why I screenshot everything and anything that could be in the least bit worrying or come back to bite me in some way. Takes up very little space on my harddrive and maybe I'm being paranoid but I feel a little better knowing there's proof.

Hey, I've called my fair share of trolls 'hoopleheads,' though I've been hesitant to throw out 'cocksucker.' Which sucks (no pun intended), because it's my favorite curse. We need more curses with hard consonants.

I'm supposed to feel sorry for people because they can't Instagram? Fuck right off.

Don't dis the Uno. :) Uno is classic and awesome.

Could someone explain Rachel Zoe to me? A) Why is a stylist famous? B) Why would anyone pay a stylist whose personal style is basically oversized, draped everything with a metric fuckton of gaudy gold accessories? and C) How do you even make so much money by telling people what to wear?

Yea, can we talk about that low-blow? I'm a bonus mom and was offended by that comment! And I am not an easily offended person... Step parents get a bad enough rep, and I know several who are awesome at it, including myself. It's not an easy job!

This is definitely what she's getting her stepchildren so she can one-up their mother, Brandi Glanville. Classic Bonus Mom move.

Whoah, there was no need to call LeAnn Rimes "batshit loonballs" that seems a bit hypocritical coming from the site sternly against victim blaming. Poor taste Jez

I'm not invested in this show, but really. We're sci-fi nuts here, aren't we? How can more aliens be a bad thing?!?

I'll just leave this here. . .

I knew Dr. Angry Brows would be on here!

Man, this was a really terrible effect. Leaving aside the fact that there are no discernible organs in that cow, why is there no blood on the dome itself? It should be smeared with it.

i wish to conduct a similar experiment, assuming i ever produce two children. in the experiment, one will watch star wars as it was originally released, 3, 4, 5, 1, 2, 3, (7, 8, 9?) and then the other will watch in chronological order. i will then document the results and report back. sit with bated breath for about…

It's a 21-year old book. So, spoilers, really?

And this 'language' is now known as Welsh.

Last night I made the comment that you know you are old when you want to throw a towel around the undergrads. Tonight I add to that you know you are old when you see a middle-aged woman wearing a belly shirt and think "shouldn't she dress in a more age appropriate manner?"