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But nothing branded as a GoT product is ever going to be terribly hopeful or joyful. The horrible shit that makes the world feel gross and unsafe, is the whole point. Crossing lines most other shows sand movies won’t, is the point—“good taste” be damned, America wants it medieval grim dark torture porn.

A dead mouse is easier for the staff to deal with than a live one that can run and hide.

Short kings exist aplenty in the world of riches and privilege. But some lesser known tech bros, finance guys, actors, and wealthy soft bois are going to extreme lengths to leave their short king status behind for the new shiny mantle of…slightly taller king.

I’m sort of glad I have no idea what you’re talking about.  

Slightly related. Recently I rewatched the infamous Gimme More performance of 2007, which was obviously not up to the Britney performance standards we the public had been used to. She was just going through the motions, not even attempting to believably lip sync, very much when you just show up to work and do the

Half the threads above analyze this power imbalance. So you didn’t have to wait long.

I’m not even sure what you’re being a prude about. It is quite common for viewers and commentators to reduce show and movie titles to acronyms based upon their titles when other abbreviations and shortcuts won’t work. Game of Thrones was regularly reduced to “GOT” or “GoT” in the same way that Lord of the Rings is

At this point I’ve just accepted it as a basic tenant of being human. It’s often taken a personal experience, or the experience of someone I hold dear, for me to understand another perspective. I feel we gotta work with that mechanic in our social engineering if we are to solve these problems.

Yeah, who would be into this guy?

I smell a conspiracy: the director and the actors realized that the movie is going to be terrible mid-way that they plotted the hijinks to feed the rumor mill like a Trumpian trolling campaign for media attention and viewer interest.

I have been pretty hard on Jezebel lately, but god dammit I have never agreed with this website more than right now.

If they were actually as clueless about the suffix as they pretend to be, they’d be either objecting to the use of the term “hydrophobic” to refer to certain molecules or insisting that the term “proves” that molecules are conscious. It’s like how they insist that a singular “they” is a completely incomprehensible

“cum doners” - worst. kebabs. ever.

Well, it’s a good thing Shia isn’t in it - especially if she was going for sexy, sexy, sexy.

Hand of the Incels?

Like, what do you think male actors do? Chris Lambert made a few mil being a pretty boy action star in the 80s and 90s then plowed it into vineyards and restaurants. How about male athletes? Lots of guys in football and baseball go into investment and franchising so they can keep high incomes after their bodies no

You are wasting your time. Holier than thou pricks like that are more concerned with finding reasons to look down at people than have a proper evaluation of what’s important in the world. What a joke indeed

According to the masthead, the website you’re currently on is Jezebel: Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth. I’m sure you can find somewhere more hifalutin to clutch your pearls.

There can only be one Most Important Thing To Pay Attention To in the world. Why don’t you tell us what that is so that none of us wastes time on anything less important. (Also,  the potential that her relationship with Pitt may be abusive is not what the issue is).