I don’t have a link but I know one woman took pills that turn pee blue and then checked the stains on her sheets after a masturbation session. It was light blue, much paler than her pee before or after. Everyone agrees that there’s at least some urine in squirt, but no one agrees on how much.

The tab on the soda can is for holding your straw in place. I know we all hate straws now but (1) most ocean plastic is from commercial fishing and attempts to make environmentalism about individual choice are a distraction, and (2) it works just as well with paper straws. 

The dove with bat wings is the only one I like so it being an accident makes sense.

I had a very similar experience with How To Drive Your Woman Wild in Bed, which was a good deal more explicit but I doubt has aged any better.

If she can get twelve one-hour sessions at $300/hr in a day then I would like to know where she’s working because that is INSANELY busy. Like, a once-in-a-career-if-you’re-lucky day. It would still be insanely busy if she were charging significantly less than that. I know you’ve heard all these silly stories of…

I mean, yeah, sex work is stigmatized and a lot of men have shitty Madonna/whore complexes + a whole slew of other issues around women and sex. But equating “sexual woman” to “degraded woman” is absolutely a contributing factor to that, so maybe don’t!

Possums are not native to Southern California, but there are plenty of them there anyway because southerners who moved West thought they were tasty. 

Does anyone else find it strange that EVERY porn ends with a guy blasting a load into the womans face? How is that pleasurable for anyone except to allow the man to exert dominance over the woman through humiliation?

Christ, she’s awful, but that’s like the one thing she doesn’t deserve shit for.

In an interview, Vallejo, 51, said that when she told one of her supervisors, the response was laughter—and a joke to the effect of “he should have offered you $100.”

I make popcorn on the stove pretty frequently and find it only slightly more involved than the microwave stuff. Not to jinx it, but I’ve never hurt myself once — and my top popcorn making phase was when I was nine! I have a long history of messing up microwave popcorn and getting steam burns, though, so.

I got some candy scented erasers as a party favor when I was a very young child. They smelled delicious and literally no one could resist tasting them, because kids. I definitely put them in my mouth to double check (they were in fact erasers) but didn’t bite down or anything.

Derek Black grew up in what was by all accounts an extremely loving white supremacist home and still left white nationalism behind when he was in college.

Counterpoint: it’s early days still, the prison and policing systems in this country are fucking disgusting, maybe it’s actually important take a good hard look at how potential candidates are going to handle those issues.

It was very tense and fairly entertaining and that was about it. Trevante is a babe, which nearly makes up for all the plot holes. I don’t regret watching but it’s not a must-see unless you have a really strong need to understand the memes.

I recall a scene (played pretty straight) where Ilana’s roommate called her out on cultural appropriation, but by that point I was only watching an episode here and there so I have no idea how they followed up on that. I did think the scene itself was solid, and included a pretty clear explanation of why cultural…

Anyone else remember Mercy? It had an angel pinup nurse on the can, tasted like children’s vitamins but carbonated, and claimed to prevent or take the edge off hangovers if drank with or immediately after all the booze. It worked pretty well and I was sad when the company shut down. 

If you’re at a fancy cocktail bar you can request low ABV and they’ll steer you towards the lighter menu items or make something custom. They’ll also make you an interesting mocktail if you’re not drinking at all. 

If you make sweeping generalizations about the sexual proclivities of any one gender you will always, always be wrong. 

My biggest issue with the show was the acting, which must mean it’s really bad because I am historically not the greatest at judging or even noticing acting skills. Kiernan Shipka is terrible and so is pretty much every other teenage character. The writing isn’t good enough to compensate — the Sabrina/Harvey…