Multiple people have told me my chocolate chip cookies are the best they’ve ever tasted. I did a fair amount of research to get them up to snuff so I fucking worked for that title. Anyway.

I don’t want to take any blame off the actual street harassers, but there’s something to be said for not forcing girls to wear an outfit that attracts creeps. There’s also something to be said for believing what lots of uniformed students have been saying since forever.

I’ve known a lot of women who were into daddy/daughter stuff. Far more women than men, honestly, although that might be (and probably is!) a function of who I hang out with and who’s willing to admit to it. It squicks me but my own fantasies would bother a lot of people as well.

I have a fond memory of the pet chicken I had as a child. She was a docile little thing who let 4-year-old me carry her around the house without complaint.

Yeah, and button-downs are the WORST offenders. Button them up too high and you’ll have an equally unprofessional gap that is highly likely to eventually result in said button flying off at an inopportune moment. If you’re super busty your only option to really look professional in a button-down is tailoring, which…

They’re really just fancy fleshlights and I don’t see an issue.

My opinion on this sort of complaint is that people should learn to appreciate what it means to be a participant in a living language that grows and evolves. If you don’t want to hear any new slang, speak Latin.

Like “randy.”

“Whore” itself should only be used for the most extreme examples of betrayal, resulting in death or torture and even then, because it is a highly gendered word, one would have to beware of implying that betrayal is somehow a particularly feminine action.

If you use a larger pan than recommended by the recipe, the resulting thinner brownies have a superior chewy/crispy texture. Improves every box brownie mix I’ve ever tried it with. 

It def cuts cooking time more than it cuts hassle. Recipes that would normally take hours of simmering are done in 20 minutes or so on high pressure, but you’ll spend the same amount of time chopping things up and sautéing. Still useful if you’re hungry.

James Deen worked entirely in mainstream pornography, rather than with feminist-branded companies. His reputation as a feminist seems to have mostly gotten plopped on him by journalists who equated “ladies think he’s hot and he sometimes says stuff that isn’t actively sexist” with “ooooh woke bae.” (A phrase I’m not…

I’ve seen the theory floated that Nixon’s doomed but high-profile challenge was planned specifically to publicize the issue of the IDC. If so, wow, very effective, good job Cynthia. 

I came here to comment about how annoyed I am that one didn’t get included.

Enjoy this memorably terrible review of a since rebranded restaurant in my neighborhood.

Jeffree Star has been very publicly very awful for so long that at this point all his fans are people who like that about him. He could murder a baby on camera while screeching racist slurs and they’d still stan. KVD had done a lot of questionable shit prior to the anti-vax kerfuffle, but she didn’t have an entire…

The ponytail is so much a part of her image now that abandoning it would be tantamount to a full rebranding. She’s extremely beautiful but in kind of a generic way so it probably helps to have a hairstyle that people immediately associate with her. 

Something not terribly well-publicized that I always feel the need to point out re: SESTA/FOSTA.

I only had two Four Loko nights before it got discontinued, but both times I got WILDLY wasted and woke up the next day completely hangover-free. I was younger and less hangover-prone at the time, but it was still impressive.

Fun fact: it’s illegal to make facesitting porn in the UK, because it is “potentially life-endangering.” I’m not even joking. It was banned in 2013 along with spanking and female ejaculation.