spacethyme*

We all come to the table with our own set of knowledge, skills, and experiences. Just because I’ve learned something does not mean everyone has. There’s a reason it’s called “Common Knowledge” instead of “Common Sense.” No one is born knowing to not touch a hot stove. At some point, they were told or they touched it.

As a parent of children right now, I sorely miss The Good Old Days of Sesame Street (read as: “before it became the all-Elmo-all-the-time show with which to pacify infants”).

Are you sure you don’t remember this as well?

Don’t forget:

One study, published in the Journal of Clinical Psychiatry, even found that 90% of those surveyed admitted to doing it regularly.

Actually, I think it's all that keeps him going.

"Looks like this troll's..."
[takes off sunglasses]
"...on ice."
(YEEAA-)
[slips on ice, cracks head open like a melon on ice, oh the blood, oh my god the blood, so much blood and brains and vein tissue everywhere, Jesus Christ there are children here, oh his eyes - HIS EYES - one is looking right at me, oh dear sweet…