If you are playing something called Offroad Wood Transport Truck Driver 2018, you have issues that go beyond malware.

If it’s just slightly bad, it can be resurrected by washing it throughly in water with lemon juice and salt.  Cook immediately.  And let your spouse take the first bite.

Also, maybe a fringe opinion, but what sort of a loon would even want to brag about it in the first place? “Nyah nyah nyah nyah, we made up an institution that fails outright in half of all attempts, and traps half of the remainder in a loveless, soul-crushing quagmire they can’t afford to escape.”  Big ups?  

Great suggestion, can I take yours?

“inviting God’s judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at Him and say, “We know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage””

You also never have slightly drunk make up sex either.

Privateinternetaccess.com. That’s all you’ll ever need. 

My green scourer gets the meat gunk off my pan so that it can be filled with more meat, which will need its gunk scrubbed off.

I bought a new heavy duty disposal and it handles potato peels just fine.

Next up on Lifehacker: “Please Wash Your Plates Before Loading Them in the Dishwasher”

My understanding was that the salt lamps emitted negative ions when heated (by a tealight, for example), which neutralised harmful free radicals. It always sounded plausible to me!

Ionizing radiation is really bad for your health. It’s also not released by heating things with a small flame, and it doesn’t do anything to free radicals in the air. You’d be much better off with a real air purifier.

Dear Lifehacker,

where else do you expect a house wren to go?

Alternately, go to the seashore and make some sea salt. I bought some Maine sea salt a while back, and it tasted just like drowning off the Cape as a child.

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…

Sounds like a typical article from Big MSG.

Plastic cutting boards... and not a single end-grain block.... who did you ask for their opinions, college dorm inhabitants? Everything minus the Boos edge-grain board is junk.

Plastic cutting boards... and not a single end-grain block.... who did you ask for their opinions, college dorm…

Eh...build up your immunity! If we are too sanitary a sneeze from a Malasian guy will wipe out 1/2 of the US population.