Gerrymandering and voter supression help him alot.

Get the epidural!

I’m being induced on Monday!!! Now soliciting all last-minute tips\reassurance\tricks\things you wish you knew!

YES. And I guarantee that every #boymom who says “well, my son has lots of energy/likes playing with toy trucks/makes fart jokes” because he’s a boy also uses that justification to excuse behavior that ranges from totally normal for a child that age (meltdowns and tantrums happen), to totally abnormal but justifiable,…

Exactly. #Boymom is the precursor to “Boys will be boys.”

My Mom had all girls and “boy moms” used to annoy her so much. They all seemed to assume that being loud, messy, and roughhousing was something only boys did. She would frequently point out that my sisters and I did all of those things (especially the story where my middle sister and I were fighting and fell onto the…

“If not for incest, I wouldn’t have such a close, intimate relationship with my father!”

One less Steve King, which seems like Win/Win all the way around.

Can we put old white men on hiatus for about 3-4 seasons? Their predatory capitalism and/or general tone-deafness is fucking shit up for everybody.

White dude here married to an Indian woman.  Never once in our 9+ years together has she ever expressed a desire to let the king steel the crown jewels from the commonwealth...

My best friend and my sister are both pregnant. I’m not allowed to go around telling people so I’m telling internet strangers. Babies! Finally I get to be the weird aunty I was born to be, and enjoy watching these lovely little people grow up, without having to have any myself.

Mine was:
Step 1: Buy a dress that fits
Step 2: Have the dress taken out after stress-eating so much while wedding planning
Step 3: Have a super-fun time at my wedding!

CAT BUS!

I lived in Atlanta for a bit and worked with a car dealership heiress whose family owned and lived on a plantation. When the 8-person over-the-cubicle discussion rang out about how beautiful it must be...I asked if she heard the screams and moans from the cemetery. She actually got up to come confront me saying her…

Somebody mad about the truth about American history?

Once again, my first thought...

Both Roxane Gay and someone in her feed have the correct takes here

I thought the twist where they revealed that Veronica and her adventures were really just the coma dream of a trash person from Phoenix Arizona right before she died seemed odd but it works for me 

“I don’t know how I could’ve kept writing him into Veronica Mars as the husband or as the boyfriend.”