Ronaldo’s taller, too!
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It’s almost as though one of them is consciously, systematically aware at every moment of how to make himself look good for the cameras that will broadcast every wave of his arm and muss of his hair to a global TV audience, and the other is Leo Messi.
Messi: I have decided to retire from the Argentina national team.
It is illegal for bicyclists to ride anywhere except roadways and dedicated bike paths.
Hey.......
Not having to deal with Deion Sanders’ act is one of the underrated benefits of having dropped the NFL from my sports-watching menu. He’s only occasionally amusing, but to get those moments you had to put up with the self-worshiping and the boorishness. Glad I’m off that racket.
Look out now...Romo made a joke about Deon’s tackling acumen and Prime got butthurt. His skin is as thin as his analysis.
+1 Darrell Green Was Better
My favorite part is that Primetime didn’t even bother to look at the actual list of All-Pro safeties jsut to, like, figure out what the “random fan” was talking about.
Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…
You forgot this: Boom roasted.
Ironically, he could use some work on his offensive lines.
Today, Joe Thomas is all our dads.
“Messi’s cranium is much smaller than the average player, and he appears to exhibit signs of brachycephalia. Whereas craniometer readings for Chris Wondolowski are off the charts.” - Thomas Rongen
In 2019. In 2019. And they can still profit off it. C’mon man. What a fucking farce. Giving idiots a year warning, they can only expect even more motherfuckers in redface. Fuck.
Makes me pine for the days when the biggest NCAA/college scandal surrounding a game like this was Maurice Clarett.
Thank god we have a fine, upstanding institution like Penn State to provide us with some great sports moments in the face of all this unpleasantness with MSU.
So his pitch appears to be that while Duke takes care of its alumni, he can promise Kentucky never will?
Well, national anyway.