My husband worked for a rental car company many years ago, and people left weird shit in cars all the time. But the strangest was a car that was booked for a trip to Vegas, never returned, reported stolen and was eventually found in a hotel parking lot. It contained a picture of the renters at Hearst Castle, about…

A most curious creature, this. A terribly splendid display of life belligerently going on; a fragile and sexy example of the desire to grow, at any cost. I will draw her.

They are alpacas, but also, alpacas are objectively much cuter and nicer than llamas, so....

As a fed who is now under ID theft watch thanks to the massive data breach some years ago, IT security at federal agencies is a joke. They’re hacked constantly. Her emails were probably safer on her private account just because it would be mostly unrecognizable.

So HUGE! I mean, is there enough fabric in the WORLD? No. There isn’t.

Don’t you mean “Birthday Boy” Donald Trump?

How is she supposed to play a woman who’s only a mere 7 years older than her? Will they do it with computers?

I love Chrissy Teigen so much.

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Generally.

I think this fool just has a thing for the color orange.

What I’m getting out of this is that someone took Megan Fox on a tour of a power plant and told her it was the Great Pyramid of Giza.

Or clever. At least in some tiny way, clever.

At least there is a chance that we’ve seen the end of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise

“Hope Hicks” is also a key part of the RNC’s voter turnout strategy.

LINDYYYY!!!!!

An Italian man with no respect for women? Why I never!

Any way to make that apartment airtight? Asking for a friend.

If Palin supports them, you can bet they’re not better than anybody.