I heard she went to live on a farm w/ the original Becky from Roseanne.

Julian Assange is so jealous right now.

Ummm... jeez Jezebel, hypocrisy much? First you fault the media for tracking down Snowden's girlfriend rather than "holding our country's leaders accountable."

Seriously, you guys. Why are we doing this? I love Jez, but seriously, why the implicit snark? Why make fun of this girl, drag her life out into the open? None of us would appreciate to have our lives dragged into national news like this. Yes, I know it was her social media behavior that enables media outlets to…

Wait, what happened to the concern about her privacy? Are you guys for fucking real?