Schumer’s defense relies on distinctions that the average slack-jawed yokel doesn’t give a shit about

“I watched a movie the other night, great movie - the director is a fan of mine. So I watched this movie, it’s a spy movie you know. Espionage, treason, henchmen - the whole nine yards, ask anyone. And so I watched this movie and there’s this scene with this actor, I can’t remember his name, but he’s a great actor.…

I must add that I’ve been able to piece together this much of the story in just the last 3 hours (THAT MANY sources have been talking!). Imagine how much dirt - including what’s in all these FBI/CIA/NSA case files - is yet to come this week.

Is that some sort of euphemism? );

He should know from McCarthyism considering how buddy buddy he was with Roy Cohen.

It’s actually kind of funny because Trump’s mentor was Roy Cohn who was McCarthy’s right hand man.

I mean they threatened to kill children with a loaded shot gun in the worst terms possible. They deserve what they get and more. I also enjoy the tears of infinite sadness that they are being prosecuted with enhancements under a law that was created to fight gangs- which I’m sure fuckers like this fought for.

Their entire intent was to create fear, to show this family, even in their own home they are not safe. Even at a child’s bday party. Fuck them. I drink their tears like i do Holtzclaw’s. Cry you sociopathic morons, cry for your inability to get off scott free. At least the system got it barely right this time.

It’s not even comparable to pointing to a homeless shelter as a triumph of affordable housing...it’s more like pointing to a SHANTY TOWN in that comparison. Because HBCU’s were primarily founded and developed by members of the black community with SOME help and support by those in power. But for the most part the…

I was having this conversation with a few friends this morning. It’s almost impossible to pick just one, but I do think this is the most offensive thing anyone in his cabinet has said so far.

I selected none. And when it asked if I trusted Fox News I wrote “only Shep Smith.”

Jumpin’ Jebus that was the most batshit insane survey I’ve ever taken in my life. Holy fucking shit.

Breitbart didn’t need sources. He just made shit up. Then God killed him, proving that using sources is the better way to go.

Sorry but touting yourself as “moderately well-educated” while stating that you are presently writing your dissertation for not your 1st but your 2nd doctorate is the most ridiculous humble brag and also evidence that you are completely unaware of the average educational accomplishments of the world around you. Less…

Man, it’s all Edward Gibbon time up in here...

I don’t know if I’m just dense/not cool enough to “get it”, but can someone explain to me why this meme/girl is funny? Like I know at thirty I’m not that old, but some of these viral phenomena (like this, Damn Daniel, etc)....I just don’t understand? Am I missing something?

Jesus Christ. One tiny upshot to this whole national embarrassment is that I now know, without a doubt, that I am not nearly as socially awkward and embarrassing as I thought I was.

He’s got a superb businessman-esque pokerface

So we’re supposed to, collectively, resolve not to criticize people who were willing to vote against their interests for a dangerously unqualified and unstable presidential candidate purely out of spite for some vaguely defined class of elites, in the hopes that, if we’re nicer to these people, they’ll realize the…

Trump has a white supremacist running the show, doesn’t read anything he signs and is too concerned with his dumb reality television show or bullying people into buying his demented family’s made in china garbage. It’s not bias to point out what a fucking sack of shit joke this man is.