groucho-murx
GrouchoMurx
groucho-murx

Sorry but touting yourself as “moderately well-educated” while stating that you are presently writing your dissertation for not your 1st but your 2nd doctorate is the most ridiculous humble brag and also evidence that you are completely unaware of the average educational accomplishments of the world around you. Less

Man, it’s all Edward Gibbon time up in here...

I don’t know if I’m just dense/not cool enough to “get it”, but can someone explain to me why this meme/girl is funny? Like I know at thirty I’m not that old, but some of these viral phenomena (like this, Damn Daniel, etc)....I just don’t understand? Am I missing something?

Jesus Christ. One tiny upshot to this whole national embarrassment is that I now know, without a doubt, that I am not nearly as socially awkward and embarrassing as I thought I was.

He’s got a superb businessman-esque pokerface

So we’re supposed to, collectively, resolve not to criticize people who were willing to vote against their interests for a dangerously unqualified and unstable presidential candidate purely out of spite for some vaguely defined class of elites, in the hopes that, if we’re nicer to these people, they’ll realize the

A lot of those people had no problem bullying libs/libtards/feminazis/BLMers/what-have-you for years but as soon as anyone returned the favor in kind now all I hear about is, “That’s why you lost the election! These people felt insulted and ignored and marginalized!” Really? Well, they can go fuck themselves right off

Trump has a white supremacist running the show, doesn’t read anything he signs and is too concerned with his dumb reality television show or bullying people into buying his demented family’s made in china garbage. It’s not bias to point out what a fucking sack of shit joke this man is.

Fuck them. They did a stupid thing and should be made to feel stupid.

Bet he’s taking the D pretty hard!!!

Nothing against Oprah- it’s her life. This is something that’s infuriating about this level of wealth. Obviously go Oprah, it’s your deal. However, it is just maddening that there is so much money being passed around that only benefits an individual or family. I don’t have the answer. Just hitting me hard with all

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you’re citing that reich-wing suckup Alveda as some sort of source?

Wow. Aren’t you a horrible piece of shit. You see a woman who has lived in this country since she was 14, being deported in front of her children and all you can think about is “breaking the law”. When laws are more important than human beings, then the laws are nothing more than oppression. Don’t hide behind the

I think you mean “Hello darkness, my old friend.”

We all know that asshole who walks around quoting The Art of War all the time because they think it makes them sound like a cool business person. We all hate that asshole.

Me too!

Hello old friend.

I always get a swell of San Diego pride when I watch that movie. I used to play youth basketball in the gym where the first competition scene was shot.

Short answer? There are huge swaths of our country that just. are. THAT. stupid.

Classic projection again!!